"I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves. "
"How singularly innocent I look this morning. "
"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom. "
"I cannot stand these morons any longer. If you don't come with me this instant I shall run amok. "
"I'm not kind, I'm vicious. It's the secret of my charm. "
"My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct."
"If you come any closer boy I shall break your skull with my stick ! "